(Narrated by Marco Diaz from Star vs. the Forces of Evil)
Remember How I told you about the lost episodes of WordGirl, the one where Word Girl becomes Lrig Drow and goes on a murdering spree, and where she become vengeance by the moon, well I have encountered one that was weird, so here's how I begin my story.
I was going home after a date with Jackie Lynn Thomas, I kissed her on the cheek and wave goodbye, she then handed me a "WordGirl DVD"
the cover consisted of Word Girl in a Blue Background with light blue flashes with text above her reading "WordGirl - WordGirl's Best Bits" the PBS Kids Dash Logo is on the DVD Cover, and I was surprised that the Nick Jr logo was there for some reason.
"Didn't Nick Jr air WordGirl?" I wondered.
The spine has the logo and the character profile is Word Girl, while the back cover had Captain Huggy Face with the episodes featured.
- Word Girl and Dr. Two Brains
- Word Girl and Captain Huggy Face
- The Straw that Broke Two Brains' Back
- Monkey-Robot Showdown
- The Pretty Princess and Mr. Big Power Hour
- Chuck E. Sneeze
- Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Crime
- and The Deleted Clips with Words of Fair City
I then took out the disc, which looks the same as the cover.
I place the disc inside the DVD player, and I saw the previews of other PBS Kids and Nick Jr Shows like "Super Why, Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends, Sesame Street, The Cat in the Hat Knows A Lot About That, Dora the Explorer, Go Diego Go, The Backyardigans, Blue's Room, Wow Wow Wubbzy, Curious George, Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood, Arthur, and Word World.
it then shows the PBS Kids Dash Logo and it had the same variant as The Peep and the Big Wide World Episode "The Evil Birds"
The Nick Jr Frogs Logo appear for some reason too and it had the same variant as Yo Gabba Gabba Triple Trouble.
it then took me to the DVD Menu, which was in the Theme Song's final frame.
"Greetings Fair Watchers." The Narrator spoke "Welcome to WordGirl's Best Bits, where we look at Word Girl's Best Moments in the world, you can Play all of Word Girl's Best Moments, Select a Moment with Word Girl, See some Bonus Features, Go to Word Girl's Scrapbook, or visit her at PBSKids.Org, what would you want to do, pick an option to get started, oh and if you are red for a lucky day you can watch two episodes of Word Girl in the British Dub."
after he said that the menu options were.
- Play All
- Episode Selection
- Bonus Features
- WordGirl's Scrapbook
- and About PBS Kids
I pressed Play All so I can watch the episodes featured, plus if you are red for a lucky day you can watch the first two season 1 episodes in UK English if Nick Jr air WordGirl in the UK, the first seven episodes were good, but the last episode? Good lord, before it started there was a warning, which was in the same style as the funding credits.
"Warning: The days of Saving Fair City is on hold for a moment, but this episode is made by "Ted Morgan" he was fired for his gruesome episode ideas, his episode idea was originally going to take place after "Rhyme or Reason" but it was too late, he aired the episode anyway, it will have blood images, real world references, bad words, and sudden sounds, please, watch this if you had courage too, also WORD UP!"
the warning faded out as the WordGirl logo appeared but the difference is that the logo was black and red instead of it's usual colors, and Word Girl looked normal.
Instead of the narrator saying "Funding for Word Girl was made possible and part by." Tex said it instead.
the Chuck E Cheese promo came up and it was in the same variant as the Super Why episode the Evil Readers. but instead of the hurt announcer finishing the promo by saying "and We are a dead sponsor of Super Why" he said "and We are a dead sponsor of Word Girl."
the ABCMouse.Com promo came after, but it was the same variant as The Evil Readers.
it then went back to the Funding Credits, but the background was red and the "Viewers Like You" and "Thank You" texts were changed.
the "Viewers Like You" text had it changed to "The ending is near." and it was red and had the "Wizardry Night" font.
while the "Thank You" text had it changed to read out "Tex is coming." and it was also red and had the Skull Capz font.
the theme song began, but the sky was gray, the music was distorted, but the characters didn't even notice it not even WordGirl.
but when the title card shows up, it shows Word Girl and Captain Huggy Face confronting Tex.
The text reads out "The Deleted Clips with Words of Fair City".
The episode began at the Boxforts' house (even though the sky was gray), where Becky and her family are watching A Pretty Princess episode,
There was a bit of static, Becky, Huggy, and TJ screamed in fear and the static disappeared revealing the THX mascot Tex.
"Hello Becky Botsford or should I say WordGirl and Captain Huggy Face, we meet again."
Becky and Huggy transformed into WordGirl and Captain Huggy Face.
"Tex." WordGirl angrily said "What do you want from us you Childhood betraying robot?"
"Oh nothing." Tex answered "I just wanted to drop in to say how much I enjoyed watching your show lately."
Becky's Mom and Dad, and Captain Huggy Face gain their smiles.
"Thank you." Sally Botsford commented
"Your too kind." Tim Botsford said
"What do you like that's important about our show?" Captain Huggy Face spoke
WordGirl, Sally, Tim, and TJ all gasped when they realize Captain Huggy Face spoke throughout the show.
"Huggy?" Word Girl said "How did you learn to do that?"
"I just ate a magic banana that gave me the power of speech." Huggy Face answered
"Is that possible?" TJ asks
"No need to ask." Captain Huggy Face told TJ Botsford "I have to let that Tex guy answer my question, What is the importantest thing you like about our show?"
"Hmm, the stories are fantastic, and your word power? that power is stupendous." Tex said.
"Stupendous is a fancy way of something that's great you just have to say "Wow!" WordGirl reminded
"I bet the segments like "What's Your Favorite Word," "Captain Huggy's Face Definitions," and What's Your Favorite Word." are excellent." Tex added
"Aw shucks, If Huggy and I would make one person happy, it would be a humungous deal." WordGirl remarks, there is a moment of silence, WordGirl pauses everything with "Hey! wait a second, how could you enjoy our f*cking show, you jerk don't like anything at all."
I was so shocked, WordGirl never said a swear word before.
"That's right, I Tex the T-rex hated it," Tex mocked "But look on the bright side, Word Girl, your disaster of a show on PBS Kids Go has giving me an opportunity to destroy you once and for all and take over Fair City."
"And what are you gonna do?" Huggy shouted.
"You see, Old Texy has been able to dig up some scenes that are cut from your show." Tex said "And I'm going to show them to your audience."
"You are going to fool us with those garbage scenes, Mmm?" WordGirl guessed
"That's correct." Tex declared "When your audience sees these horrifying clips, they'll run away screaming, not only that, but your friends and foes will also run away too."
"WordGirl, I don't think this is a good idea." Huggy whispered to Word Girl.
"Shut Up Monkey!" Tex shouted, "Behold! I give you scenes that are too terrible to be included in WordGirl."
I was surprised to see a character say "Shut Up" in a preschool show, it cut to clip 1.
"I am Robo-Man, defender of MetroGivous." Tex said as he bounces up and down.
WordGirl and Captain Huggy Face laughs at Tex's shame.
"Whoops! I showed you the wrong clip." Tex panicked "I sure wish I had an evil partner who would show WordGirl's shame."
"I'll join you." WordGirl answered, as she pulled out a bottle of red juice (I think) and drank it, she then shatters the glass, and transformed into the same villain as "Word Murdering Spree."
"WordGirl, Are you okay?" Huggy whimpered
Mom and Dad Botsford hugged in fear.
"Oh dear, this isn't the WordGirl I know." TJ facepalmed, LrigDrow then teleported into the TV screen where she stands next to Tex.
"Sorry, but the WordGirl you know has left the building." LrigDrow stated "I'm Tex's assistant, LrigDrow, and I will show your some clips that is about her shame."
"I-I remember a time where I first arrived at Fair City." Captain Huggy Face said nervously "and the day I met Becky Botsford."
as clip number 2 begins with war in Africa, Huggy's Mom and Dad went to fight invaders while he gets transported to the Fair City pet store.
"Son, your mom and I are going to fight invaders of africa, you stay out of trouble." Huggy's Dad reminded him in the voice of Hazel's Dad from Little Charmers
"But I want to fight bad guys with you." Huggy moaned
"Sorry sweetheart, fighting bad guys is far too dangerous for a little monkey like you, bye bye for now." Huggy's Mom said in the voice of Mummy Pig from Peppa Pig
I never knew Captain Huggy Face had a Mom and Dad in the show.
it cut to a shot of Mom and Dad fighting off a few invaders but got killed in the process, while the Transporter transported Huggy to a Pet Store on the outskirts of Fair City, he then notice the Botsford family coming, Becky's father ask them if Becky would have a pet, and she agrees and pointed to the little helpless chimpanzee in a cage, a young Becky Botsford decided to name Captain Huggy Face "Bobbio" or "Bob" for short.
clip number 2 ends with Captain Huggy Face admiring the time he and Becky played, sang, and laughed together, but he, Sally, Tim, and TJ gasped as Tex and LrigDrow shows them the audience meter at 77 percent, Scoops saw it too, and becomes so shocked he ran away screaming but it sounded like his voice actor "Ryan Raddatz" was scared outta his life.
"Jokes about transporting to a pet store? pathetic! but this next clip should prove WordGirl's wrong." LrigDrow said stupidly.
"Right!" Tex commented "Huggy Remember when you and WordGirl are going to stop Dr. Two Brains and his new 3D graphics maker?"
"He wants to make it look expensive." Huggy said sadly
"But that's where the show's budget is wrong." LrigDrow shouted in annoyance.
"Let's show your fans how that turned out." Tex said, as Clip number 3 shows WordGirl and Captain Huggy Face in the 3D universe, as they exclaimed excitedly.
"Huggy, We are in the third dimension, you have so many sides." WordGirl said excited
"So do you, I say we look like we are in a movie." Huggy commented
WordGirl giggled with delight "I bet Dr. Two Brains is right, Universal is banging his head on a wall."
I never knew WordGirl would make a reference to Universal, all of the sudden, WordGirl and Captain Huggy Face heard a cry for help, it was coming from Violet, so they rushed over to her house.
"Violet, what's going on, was this 3D universe a trouble?" WordGirl asks
"Yes." Violet replied "I was going to make the greatest masterpiece ever, when there was a power surge and now I'm stuck in this 3D world."
"That's why we're going to stop Dr. Two Brains." Huggy said
"Come on Huggy let's go stop Dr. Two Brains, Word Up." WordGirl called out as Clip number 3 ended.
It then cut to Violet painting an admiring masterpiece, when she saw the audience meter at 51 percent on her phone, she packed up her paintings and ran away panicking and screaming, Dr. Two Brains saw the Audience Meter and started to run away screaming too but it sounded like his voice actor "Tom Kenny" was screaming in major pain.
Sally, Tim and TJ Botsford grew tired of the third clip, Captain Huggy Face gives them a speech that no matter how many fans are disappearing, they will still love WordGirl no matter what, Tex and LrigDrow thinks that was lame about WordGirl using words to take out bad guys "Remember the time you and WordGirl hear the bank talk?" Tex berated
"I never heard of talking buildings before." I whispered to myself
"Yeah!" Captain Huggy Face "This would have been our Season 9 and 10 premiere."
"But the bank can talk to you about what villains would be robbing it this time." LrigDrow stated.
"Let's show your fans how that turned out." Tex said as clip 4 begins with a group of four villains; "The Butcher, Dr. Two Brains, Heileen (The Birthday Girl), and Chuck the Evil Sandwich Making Guy." robbing a bank, where they have everything they need for a money sandwich.
it then cut to Becky and Bob Botsford watching an episode of Pretty Princess on her phone, when they hear a cry for help, it was coming from the bank, Becky and Bob transformed into WordGirl and Captain Huggy Face as rushes over there.
"Bank, what's the matter?" WordGirl asks
the bank then grew two eyes with black pupils and a BFDI mouth.
"I'm being robbed by four villains, they stole my money and using it for a wealthy sandwich." The Bank responded in the voice of Kana from Thomas and Friends: All Engines Go.
"Don't worry, we'll find out who robbed you." Huggy told her.
"But I am so too weak to stop them." The Bank weased
"I bet we should look who robbed you." WordGirl stated
The Narrator asks the people of Fair City who robbed the bank and use the money for a wealthy sandwich.
"Was it the Energy Monster?" The Narrator asks.
"No." The citizens answered
"Is it Mr. Big?" The Narrator asks.
"No." The citizens answered
"Did Granny May rob the bank?" The Narrator questioned.
"No." the citizens answered
"Did Lady Redundant Woman rob the bank." The Narrator asks.
"No, Lady Redundant Woman didn't rob the bank!" the citizens replied
"What about the Whammer?" The Narrator said
"No." the citizens answered
"Could it be the Giant Robot?" The Narrator said
"No." the citizen answered.
"Well then, it must be the band as some people call them "The Eatles." The narrator told them.
"The Eatles?" citizen number 1 gasped.
"Who are they?" female citizen 6 asks if she was mocked.
"The Eatles are kinda like the Beatles." The narrator claimed "except it consisted of four of WordGirl's worst crooks, Chuck the Evil Sandwich Making Guy, The Butcher, Dr. Two Brains, and the Birthday Girl, Will WordGirl and Captain Huggy Face stop them before the money sandwich gets made? find out on another jaw-dropping episode of "WordGirl."
Even WordGirl and Captain Huggy Face knows the Eatles, as they headed out to Chuck's Sandwich Factory, as clip number four ended.
it shows The Energy Monster, Granny May, Tobey, the Giant Robot, Lady Redundant Woman, the Whammer, and Mr. Big seeing the audience meter at 25 percent.
"How could those assholes do this to us." Tobey cried, as he, The Giant Robot, Lady Redundant Woman, Mr. Big, the Whammer, Granny May, and the Energy Monster ran around panicking horrifyingly, it cut back.
Well, that was Amateur's fail." The Narrator sighed.
"That WordGirl deserve to be a big bozo," LrigDrow said to the narrator "she has a feeling her ratings will drop to f*cking zero, after Tex shows her the oh-so dramatic and suspenseful way she and Captain Huggy Face defeats the Eatles and save the town's money."
"That's right." Tex berated "Now you are in your doom."
Tex grabbed a knife, as it stabs the Narrator.
I grossed out as Tex and LrigDrow has killed the Narrator, Tex then shows Captain Huggy Face, Sally, Tim, and TJ Botsford the worst scene included in WordGirl, clip number five.
"Oh my, I am going to be sick." I muttered
clip number five began with WordGirl and Captain Huggy Face breaking into Chuck's evil sandwich making factory, where he, Dr. Two Brains, The Birthday Girl, and the Butcher are about to feed Violet the wealthy sandwich made out of the Fair City Bank's money.
"Here comes the airplane." Chuck mocked.
"I'm not eating that, you sandwich making jerk." Violet angrily yelled, she then notice WordGirl coming to rescue her.
"Violet!" WordGirl happily shouted.
"WordGirl thank goodness you came, the Eatles are trying to make me eat that disgusting sandwich that's made out of the bank's money." Violet said
Captain Huggy Face untangles Violet from the head of lettuce.
How did you escape." The Butcher cried.
"You belong to us!" The Birthday Girl shouted
"Sorry Eatles, But there is only one meal on the menu." WordGirl said bravely
"What is it." The Butcher asks
"This." Violet answered as she got out a magical ham, turkey and cheese sandwich and ate it, afterwards purple lights flash around her as he transformed into a superhero.
"No, this can't be." Chuck the Evil Sandwich Guy cried in fear.
"Oh my!" Dr. Two Brains screamed
Violet has become "HabitGirl" she had a pink supersuit with a picture of a tomato and a piece of cheese on it, a purple helmet with matching gloves, and yellow boots.
"Sorry Eatles, but the townspeople needs the money." HabitGirl spoke "Nobody would want a wealthy money sandwich."
"so we're going to return the money to the bank." WordGirl told them.
as she then ask Captain Huggy Face to carry the money to the bank, the bank is so happy, as WordGirl and HabitGirl beats up each member of the Eatles in the following order
first, HabitGirl Sucker Punches the Butcher.
second, WordGirl kicks Dr. Two Brains with a new move she calls "The roundhouse kick."
I never knew WordGirl could do this kick.
third, HabitGirl suffocated The Birthday Girl in two giant pieces of bread.
lastly, she and WordGirl traps Chuck the Evil Sandwich Making Guy in a deep fryer, Chuck scream in pain as it sounded like her voice actor "Fred Stoller" is tortured really bad.
WordGirl and HabitGirl took out Chuck the Sandwich Making Guy's fried body, as he fainted on the floor.
Captain Huggy Face returns from returning the money to the bank.
"This is it? the show's over." HabitGirl asks
"No silly, We just saved Fair City and you helped us." WordGirl said as she places her hand on HabitGirl's shoulder.
"Yeah, How bad can saving the day be, if you could take a bite out of a magical ham, turkey, and cheese sandwich?' Captain Huggy Face giggled
"Can we laugh now?" HabitGirl asks
"We sure can, and look here comes the credits." WordGirl said happily as she, Captain Huggy Face, and HabitGirl laugh for 6 minutes, here's what the deleted scenes credits look like
- Cast
- Captain Huggy Face/Bob
- Tim Botsford
- Sally Botsford
- Becky Botsford/WordGirl
- Violet/HabitGirl
- Dr. Two Brains
- The Butcher
- The Birthday Girl
- Chuck the Evil Sandwich Making Guy
- Captain Huggy Face's Mom
- Captain Huggy Face's Dad
- Pet Store Owner
- The Energy Monster
- Mr. Big
- Lady Redundant Woman
- The Whammer
- The Giant Robot
- Granny May
- CGI WordGirl
- CGI Captain Huggy Face
- CGI Violet
- CGI Dr. Two Brains
It then cuts to static, then it cuts back to Tex and LrigDrow, who are surprised "Wow, no wonder that WordGirl fella haven't decided to air that pathetic excuse for a special." LrigDrow stated.
"Yeah, you must be right, but that puts an very unnerving end to her unnerving show." Tex shouted.
Captain Huggy Face, Sally, Tim, and TJ hugged together waiting for their worst nightmare.
"Time to say farewell to her remaining fans." Tex and LrigDrow said together as they watch the audience meter who dropped down at 0 percent.
"NOOOOO!" Captain Huggy Face, Tim, Sally, and TJ Botsford screamed
"How could our daughter do this to us?" Sally cried
It then shows The Butcher, The Birthday Girl, and Chuck the Evil Sandwich Making Guy looking at the now empty audience meter at zero, suddenly Tex and LrigDrow's shadow falls over them.
"Here there villains, it's your old pal, Sexy Texy." Tex taunted
"And LrigDrow too." LrigDrow mocked
"I heard you disrespect me and my company, so I'm here for revenge." Tex said
"I am helping him." LrigDrow stated.
Tex use the deep note and scream causing Chuck the Evil Sandwich Making Guy, The Butcher, and The Birthday Girl to cover their ears, but it wasn't enough their heads exploded into blood.
"Yeesh! Jackie isn't liking this."
I went to the bathroom and vomitted in the toilet, I ran back in my room and un-paused the DVD.
the next scene shows LrigDrow ripping both Violet and Scoops' arms off.
Tex then uses a sledgehammer to smashed Dr. Two Brains head, causing his eyes to pop out of his sockets.
LrigDrow asks Tex if she like to use his Moo-Can to send The Whammer, the Giant Robot, Granny May, Mr. Big, The Energy Monster, and Lady Redundant Woman to a firey portal which ressembles hell.
"Time to rip some organs." Tex shouted as he use a knife to cut open Tobey's chest and LrigDrow took out his lungs, heart, kidneys, and his tongue.
then Captain Huggy Face gasps as Tex and LrigDrow set Fair City on Fire. as the sky was red.
"What have you done? you know WordGirl is going to be mega-grounded." Tim angrily said
"We're sorry, but WordGirl's garbage show finally got what it came for!" LrigDrow said
"Yeah! I Sexy Texy." Tex said
"And his assistant LrigDrow." LrigDrow added, as she said with Tex in unison
"have declared that WordGirl has been cancelled."
however the background of the now destroyed Fair City with the red sky appeared with the text that reads out in a male voice "Cancelled!"
Captain Huggy Face, Sally, Tim, and TJ Botsford walked into the shot.
"Holy sh*t! The Show's over?" Huggy screamed
"I can't believe it." Tim sadly stated
"Why would WordGirl do this? Why?" TJ cried
Huggy, Tim, Sally, and TJ Botsford all cried while hugging together, as the episode ended.
I was confused, normally an episode of WordGirl would have segments like "What's Your Favorite Word" "Captain Huggy Face's Face Definitions" and "May I Have A Word" but none of it have any of those, that's not a real WordGirl episode at all.
it then cut to the credits but there was static and Tex's face was on the screen, and the music was g major and in reverse.
it then shows a message reading.
"Oh no! Captain Huggy lost and WordGirl is cancelled by Tex and LrigDrow, will you help defeat LrigDrow and renew WordGirl? Great!"
it then cut to some logos.
the Soup2Nuts logo appeared but the inside of the can of soup had blood in it.
the Scholastic Entertainment Logo came up, but it had the same variant as Word Murdering Spree, as the logo speaks to me.
"Please help me..." the logo spoke "I was being bullied by LrigDrow and Tex, because... I was too weak to stop them, They took the blame and got WordGirl cancelled... please tell these two not to do it, save yourselves... I believe in you, you are the only ones who can save WordGirl, Please... Will You?"
after he said that, the Noedolekcin Jingle was playing in the background, it then cut to the funding credits, but there was a problem then the opening.
WordGirl is now LrigDrow, and there's an eerie whistling tune in the background.
The Chuck E Cheese promo came on and it was just like the opening.
the PBS Kids Go Logo came after, but instead of the usual music, there was the THX deep note and screams that Tex and LrigDrow have killed included The Butcher, The Birthday Girl, Chuck the Evil Sandwich Making Guy, Dr. Two Brains, Violet, Scoops, The Whammer, The Energy Monster, Lady Redundant Woman, Granny May, Tobey, Huggy, and Mr. Big, after that Tex and LrigDrow came into the shot.
"Hi there WordGirl fans, It's me Tex, and this is my assistant." Tex said.
"LrigDrow!" LrigDrow greeted sinisterly "We've just wanted to tell you that "WordGirl" is cancelled."
"That's right." Tex corrected "and we killed all of WordGirl's friends and enemies too, because they disrespect me and my logo, if you are scared of me, or want to play more Word Girl games, you will be kicked out of PBS Kids Go forever, this is Sexy Texy."
"and LrigDrow." LrigDrow added
"Saying Goodbye and wishing to be back." she and Tex said in unison, they then flew off laughing evily as the logo ended.
It the then took me back to the menu, but before it did, it had the same jumpscare as in "Word Murdering Spree".
I smoshed the Disc with a hammer and threw the DVD in the garbage can, I talked to Jackie about the scary WordGirl episode with deleted scenes, she then reminded me to never watch WordGirl the same way ever again.
(THE END)
Good Ending[]
"Wow, No wonder that WordGirl fella haven't decided to air that pathetic excuse for a special." LrigDrow said
